X-Men and the Phallus 4

26 Aug

Does the busy end?  No it does not.  This weekend, hopefully, I get back to real posting.  And so the march of X-Men and their early phallic obsession marches on ohgodwhy.

Shorts and boots? That's his uniform?

All the phallic symbols revolve (oh, ho, ho!) around Iceman or villains.   A training session is saved by OHGODHEPUTSITINTHEGROUND

But then things are okay.  The X-Men have a party.  Near-lethal training session, nude aerial acrobatics, then party time.  A logical progression.  Things are fine.  Things are going to be okay.  No.  No, they won’t.

If you have superpowers, use them for mundane tasks.  Like taking the lid off a box.  Or to cut a cake.  Is it so hard to hold a knife?  What are you doing, Cyclops, you maniac, you’re using lasers to cut a cake, Jesus Christ why isn’t Iceman wearing a shirt?  What kind of barbarians are these people.  Let’s see what the bad guys are doing OHSWEETGODWHATSINTHEMIDDLEOFTHETABLE yes.

Yes.

Another day with the X-Men.  I wish I could say I doctored these pages, but I didn’t.

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One Response to “X-Men and the Phallus 4”

  1. Catt August 26, 2010 at 2:10 PM #

    Yes, it makes more sense for Angel not to have a shirt…I wonder if he has them costumed tailored? Love this blog, and yes, that candle was for sure in a store I saw up South Street.
    -Catt

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